Fashion can sometimes feel overwhelming, at least to some of us. You notice that, for instance, when trying to provide a comprehensive explanation about trends and “key-pieces” to someone who associates fashion with programmes like Shopping Queen and sees mules as four-legged hoofed animals. It is mostly funny and sometimes a little awkward.
If you have recently come to terms with your mental addiction to fashion and have even tried to justify every time you give into impulsive shopping (it was on sale, it’s Givenchy, this is very now), only to later experience a what just happened to me? moment, then, darling, you know you are knee-deep in fashion madness and it is time for a reality check. Take, for instance, the following dialogues (which actually have happened!). If you have been there, then you know you are fashion addict and probably proud about it too!
Are you out of your mind?! This is Margiela!
No, I only have one.
“Did you forget it?”
No, it’s a style statement.
That guy is Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine and a total fashion darling.
“Fashion darling?” Yes, if you’ve lost all sense of reality.
No, you think it’s similar, but it’s not. Flared pants now are much tighter on the thighs than they used to be. And patterned jumpsuits are not made of polyester. Those you have are better worn at a dress-up party.
Do I look like Catherine Deneuve? I am happy if I get invited myself.
Yes, exactly the same. I just have to write ONE tiny mini-column per week from my cozy New York apartment, I can afford shamelessly expensive designer footwear, and I only dine at the hottest spots in town with my girlfriends whenever I please!” Darling, not like Carrie.
Translation by Maria Giannakopoulou
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